How To: Create the Flying Lobster Demons in Your Dreams


So in my dream last night, a horde of Flying Lobster Demons destroyed the world. Let’s make that happen! Here’s how you can do it with our favorite site, amazon!


Lobsters. Lots of them.

Red Bull. Lots of it.

Hot Sauce. Must be at least 100,000 scovilles.

Some kind of mutant radioactive yellow cake.


As for what to do after that, we have no idea. We’re hoping you can figure that out. Have fun destroying the world!