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Tag Archives: fun
Hot Buy: Caterpillar 3516B Offshore Generator Set
Check this out! We were absolutely shocked at this deal. We were shopping for something to power our office during storms. Recently, we’ve had a lot and with Global Climate Change in full swing, we have to be able to watch our Youtube, even in the midst of world destruction.
After our website gains more success, we hope to open up more offices overseas. We will definitely get another one of these when we’re ready! You should too.
We all should. If we want to survive…..
And we MUST survive….
Super Specific Rolex No Date Silver Dial Oversized Markers Domed Bezel Unisex Watch 177200S369O
What a weird product. We were searching for something to show how successful our site was, so we could go up in the club and be ballers and stuff. Word. This is one of the cheapest Rolex(es?) on the site. But, I guess for that price you only get cheap discounted versions that are for very specific people and events.
Apparently you can’t date while wearing this watch? Bummer. I guess it’s bad manners. And it can only be washed with silver colored Dial soap. You can’t even tell what color the soap is on amazon! Where am I going to get that? And how does the watch show that somebody is fat? What kind of marks does it use? I guess wearing this watch says “I am fat”? Does it beep when you back up? I’m guessing that Domed Bezel is the name of the guy who designed it? Or maybe it was made for him (her?). Not only that, but it’s unisex. That’s a bit personal. I don’t care if somebody is a hermaphrodite.
If it’s only made for one person, WHY put it on amazon? I guess we’ll wait until we can afford the Rolex Day-Date II President Platinum Watch. Perfect for the second daylight frolic with Barack Obama paid for with our Platinum card.
A Moment of Pause, a Realization of the True Meaning of Life and God
First of all, we’d like to apologize for our outburst in the last post. That is NOT what we here at Fun with Amazon are about. We let our emotions get the best of us, no matter HOW JUSTIFIED…. er… yes. We will try not to let it happen again. Of course it most likely will… we are only human-ish.
So let’s get back to what we’re REALLY about.
Fun!
And what is more fun than the true meaning of life? Well, we put the number 42 into amazon’s search engine, and here’s what we found:
Apparently, according to amazon… the answer to life is a movie about Jackie Robinson. We’ve taken this as a sign from the amazon heavens. Thusly, we have accepted Jackie Robinson as our new Lord and Savior.
ALL PRAISE OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, JACKIE ROBINSON! May you bless us with love, joy, and RBIs.
Wolfenstein: The New Order REVIEW – People will like it.
Hello, everyone! Here’s our take on Wolfenstein: The New Order. After several hours of thinking about how the game play will be, we’re pretty sure people will like it. I mean, if you’re smart you can just like, go to Youtube and see some of the footage yourself.
There. Take a damn good look. If you like it, buy it. Pre-order it and play it when it comes out. It’s pretty simple. I mean, check it out: you can get it for PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, PC, PlayStation 4, and Xbox One. If this is the type of game you like, you have NO EXCUSE BUT TO BUY IT, BECAUSE YOU WILL LIKE IT.
Now that we’ve done all the work for you, you better appreciate it. We hope our review helped you make up your mind. That’s what reviews do, don’t they?
Also, that DOOM Beta is something you will most likely like too. Dammit, WHY AREN’T YOU CLICKING?
Please Make Me a Waffle
HEY! I said PLEASE! WHY DON’T I HAVE MY WAFFLE YET?
DAMNIT, YOU WILL NOT GET A CHRISTMAS CARD!
I HATE YOU.
SanDisk Cruzer 32 GB USB Flash Drive – Help your Friend’s Porn Addiction
Do you have a friend in need? Are they in constant terror that their parents or loved ones will find their porn collection? Save their life and give them a piece of mind with the SanDisk Cruzer 32 GB USB Flash Drive.
They’re such a good deal, you can buy one for each kink and genre! Just be sure to put them someplace safe. And no, labeling wherever you keep them as “PORN” to be funny and think people will think you’re not being serious doesn’t work.
Trust me……. just please, for the love of god, just trust me on that one.
Pringles Nacho Cheese Tortilla Crisps – How DARE YOU? SERIOUSLY!!
Dear Pringles,
We hate you. We hate you so much. HOW DARE YOU RELEASE Pringles Nacho Cheese Tortilla Crisps NOW? WHERE were these when WE were kids? REALLY!? How DARE you relase something that all of us, well out of college, can no longer eat because our obesity-rejection life coaches will turn on the shock collar for 60 SECONDS instead of 30? WHY MUST YOU DO THIS? WE HAVE TO RUN AN EXTRA LAP around the dog track with A BIGGER DOG THAN USUAL chasing us just for THINKING about these! WHY?
We will never forgive you. Also, they appear to be selling out quite quickly. Everybody else should get them while you can.
Skrillex – Recess Review: it’z PHuXin’ hAxCOre 8lradOdodorAAaa8Um8UM8uM
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It’s fun.
Annie’s Homegrown Organic Bunny Fruit Snacks – Delicious Deception
So… you may think that Annie’s Homegrown Berry Patch Organic Bunny Fruit Snacks are a wholesome, vegan, tasty snack of fun… Well, it has a slight problem.
It’s made from bunnies. Organic ones at that. Ones that have shrived up in to tiny, colored, goopy pods that somewhat resemble their former bunny glory. We have no idea how Annie’s did this. We’re pretty sure they use the same methods that are used with geese and foie gras to give them whatever flavor they want. It sounds rather terrible. But we don’t care… They’re delicious.
The only REAL problem WE have is how they consider a cherry to be a berry. Does it have berry in the name? IT DOES NOT.
We know a lot about bunnies. We learned it by buying books and never reading them.