What a weird product. We were searching for something to show how successful our site was, so we could go up in the club and be ballers and stuff. Word. This is one of the cheapest Rolex(es?) on the site. But, I guess for that price you only get cheap discounted versions that are for very specific people and events.

Apparently you can’t date while wearing this watch? Bummer. I guess it’s bad manners. And it can only be washed with silver colored Dial soap. You can’t even tell what color the soap is on amazon! Where am I going to get that? And how does the watch show that somebody is fat? What kind of marks does it use? I guess wearing this watch says “I am fat”? Does it beep when you back up? I’m guessing that Domed Bezel is the name of the guy who designed it? Or maybe it was made for him (her?). Not only that, but it’s unisex. That’s a bit personal. I don’t care if somebody is a hermaphrodite.

If it’s only made for one person, WHY put it on amazon? I guess we’ll wait until we can afford the Rolex Day-Date II President Platinum Watch. Perfect for the second daylight frolic with Barack Obama paid for with our Platinum card.