Dear Pringles,

We hate you. We hate you so much. HOW DARE YOU RELEASE Pringles Nacho Cheese Tortilla Crisps NOW?  WHERE were these when WE were kids? REALLY!? How DARE you relase something that all of us, well out of college, can no longer eat because our obesity-rejection life coaches will turn on the shock collar for 60 SECONDS instead of 30? WHY MUST YOU DO THIS? WE HAVE TO RUN AN EXTRA LAP around the dog track with A BIGGER DOG THAN USUAL chasing us just for THINKING about these! WHY?

We will never forgive you. Also, they appear to be selling out quite quickly. Everybody else should get them while you can.