Acer C720 Chromebook: Limit Yourself the Best Way Possible!


Do you just HATE those people who SPEND MONEY on laptops? Do you want only the very simplest thing that still looks like a real computer, but only does what your phone can do? Then a Chromebook is perfect for you!

Do you do nothing but check you mails, watch 480p videos on Youtube, and play crashy, simple games? Do you want no industry-standard work apps and next to no creative editing software? Then I swear, you better get one of these.

It has USB ports. 16 GB SSD (32 if you want to SPEND MONEY, but who the hell DOES THAT?) and a SD card slot. You’ll need that SD card slot. Unless you absolutely have no files.

I am still seriously confused as to why anybody would buy one of these. But if you do, go ahead.

Super Specific Rolex No Date Silver Dial Oversized Markers Domed Bezel Unisex Watch 177200S369O


What a weird product. We were searching for something to show how successful our site was, so we could go up in the club and be ballers and stuff. Word. This is one of the cheapest Rolex(es?) on the site. But, I guess for that price you only get cheap discounted versions that are for very specific people and events.

Apparently you can’t date while wearing this watch? Bummer. I guess it’s bad manners. And it can only be washed with silver colored Dial soap. You can’t even tell what color the soap is on amazon! Where am I going to get that? And how does the watch show that somebody is fat? What kind of marks does it use? I guess wearing this watch says “I am fat”? Does it beep when you back up? I’m guessing that Domed Bezel is the name of the guy who designed it? Or maybe it was made for him (her?). Not only that, but it’s unisex. That’s a bit personal. I don’t care if somebody is a hermaphrodite.

If it’s only made for one person, WHY put it on amazon? I guess we’ll wait until we can afford the Rolex Day-Date II President Platinum Watch. Perfect for the second daylight frolic with Barack Obama paid for with our Platinum card.