York Peppermint Patty: Fully Responsable for Today’s Dillusional Youth

Seriously. Just look at this commercial. This guy thinks candy will make him a champion skier. Ridiculous.

That said, why is amazon selling York Holiday Peppermint Patties in April? I mean, I know it’s one of their Deals of the Day and all… but that’s silly. They should wait AT LEAST until July. But HOLY HELL, they’re HALF A FREAKING POUND EACH. I guess if you’re going to eat one of those you need to take a personal holiday. Makes sense.

You can still get regular York Peppermint Patties at amazon too: