Apparently, We Got a Dualit 2 Slice NewGen Classic Toaster

Dualit 2 Slice NewGen Classic Toaster

I like toast. I like to toast my bread, bagels, and English Muffins. When I asked my coworker to get a toaster for the office, I expected a nice, simple, functional toaster to please my toasting needs.

Apparently, that means spending $240 on a Dualit 2 Slice NewGen Classic Toaster. Apparently, you have to get a color that matches our $12 drying mat. Apparently, this toaster is suppose to somehow toast better than a $27 dollar toaster. APPARENTLY, money is no object to my coworker, who seems to think that something AS SIMPLE AS TOAST has to be complicated and prettified by HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS. APPARENTLY, SUCH PURCHASES DON’T HAVE TO BE OK’D WITH ME BEFORE BEING MADE. APPARENTLY,  COMMON SENSE IS NOT USED WHEN BUYING TOASTERS HERE AT FUN WITH AMAZON.

That said… on the bright side, we at least didn’t get the most expensive toaster on amazon. For that, I should be grateful.