SanDisk Cruzer 32 GB USB Flash Drive – Help your Friend’s Porn Addiction

SanDisk Cruzer 32 GB USB Flash Drive

Do you have a friend in need? Are they in constant terror that their parents or loved ones will find their porn collection? Save their life and give them a piece of mind with the SanDisk Cruzer 32 GB USB Flash Drive.

They’re such a good deal, you can buy one for each kink and genre! Just be sure to put them someplace safe. And no, labeling wherever you keep them as “PORN” to be funny and think people will think you’re not being serious doesn’t work.

Trust me……. just please, for the love of god, just trust me on that one.

Annie’s Homegrown Organic Bunny Fruit Snacks – Delicious Deception

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So… you may think that Annie‚Äôs Homegrown Berry Patch Organic Bunny Fruit Snacks are a wholesome, vegan, tasty snack of fun… Well, it has a slight problem.

It’s made from bunnies. Organic ones at that. Ones that have shrived up in to tiny, colored, goopy pods that somewhat resemble their former bunny glory. We have no idea how Annie’s did this. We’re pretty sure they use the same methods that are used with geese and foie gras to give them whatever flavor they want. It sounds rather terrible. But we don’t care… They’re delicious.

The only REAL problem WE have is how they consider a cherry to be a berry. Does it have berry in the name? IT DOES NOT.

We know a lot about bunnies. We learned it by buying books and never reading them.

David Letterman to Retire. How about that?

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So it looks like David Letterman is retiring next year. We could do a Top Ten list of things why this is a good idea or bad idea, or whatever. But we’d rather think of who would replace him.

This guy:

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That’s right. We’re full bomb on the Craig Ferguson team. Our money is on people realizing that not so Late Late Night TV can be funny again. ZING!

Brush up on your Craig here: