How To: Create the Flying Lobster Demons in Your Dreams

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So in my dream last night, a horde of Flying Lobster Demons destroyed the world. Let’s make that happen! Here’s how you can do it with our favorite site, amazon!

Ingredients:

Lobsters. Lots of them.

Red Bull. Lots of it.

Hot Sauce. Must be at least 100,000 scovilles.

Some kind of mutant radioactive yellow cake.

Luck.

As for what to do after that, we have no idea. We’re hoping you can figure that out. Have fun destroying the world!

Skrillex – Recess Review: it’z PHuXin’ hAxCOre 8lradOdodorAAaa8Um8UM8uM

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It’s fun.

Annie’s Homegrown Organic Bunny Fruit Snacks – Delicious Deception

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So… you may think that Annie’s Homegrown Berry Patch Organic Bunny Fruit Snacks are a wholesome, vegan, tasty snack of fun… Well, it has a slight problem.

It’s made from bunnies. Organic ones at that. Ones that have shrived up in to tiny, colored, goopy pods that somewhat resemble their former bunny glory. We have no idea how Annie’s did this. We’re pretty sure they use the same methods that are used with geese and foie gras to give them whatever flavor they want. It sounds rather terrible. But we don’t care… They’re delicious.

The only REAL problem WE have is how they consider a cherry to be a berry. Does it have berry in the name? IT DOES NOT.

We know a lot about bunnies. We learned it by buying books and never reading them.