Wolfenstein: The New Order REVIEW – People will like it.

Wolfenstein: The New Order

Hello, everyone! Here’s our take on Wolfenstein: The New Order. After several hours of thinking about how the game play will be, we’re pretty sure people will like it. I mean, if you’re smart you can just like, go to Youtube and see some of the footage yourself.

There. Take a damn good look. If you like it, buy it. Pre-order it and play it when it comes out. It’s pretty simple. I mean, check it out: you can get it for PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, PC, PlayStation 4, and Xbox One. If this is the type of game you like, you have NO EXCUSE BUT TO BUY IT, BECAUSE YOU WILL LIKE IT.

Now that we’ve done all the work for you, you better appreciate it. We hope our review helped you make up your mind. That’s what reviews do, don’t they?

Also, that DOOM Beta is something you will most likely like too. Dammit, WHY AREN’T YOU CLICKING?

York Peppermint Patty: Fully Responsable for Today’s Dillusional Youth

Seriously. Just look at this commercial. This guy thinks candy will make him a champion skier. Ridiculous.

That said, why is amazon selling York Holiday Peppermint Patties in April? I mean, I know it’s one of their Deals of the Day and all… but that’s silly. They should wait AT LEAST until July. But HOLY HELL, they’re HALF A FREAKING POUND EACH. I guess if you’re going to eat one of those you need to take a personal holiday. Makes sense.

You can still get regular York Peppermint Patties at amazon too: