Finally! Microsoft recently announced that they will no longer update or support Windows XP! This is fantastic news, as they have finally finished and perfected the best software they ever made. No more updates to screw it up while trying to keep up with all this “modern technology”. Microsoft basically said that they’re done. It can be no more perfect than it is. Awesome!
We proudly use Windows XP on our receptionist’s computer. We tried to use XP on our computers, but WordPress and twitter are stuck in the stone age and need like a
gazillion gigs of RAM.
Show your support for the greatest software ever made!
Buy a copy today and hack your refrigerator to run it! Teach your kids about the good ‘ol days every time they try to get some ice!
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Have you ever want to….let’s say… DESTROY all the fruit in existence? Like, Hitler-style kill? Have you ever wanted to be the anti-fruit dictator who then sucks down the remains of your victims?
Then follow our steps! This is something the whole family can enjoy!
1. Gather your victims. If you have the budget of a small country, you can at least buy up all the fruit at your local grocer. If you have a high credit limit, maybe
all the fruit on amazon.
2. Get yourself a few of these
Get a barrel. Evil Dictators always keep remains in barrels.
Practice your Maniacal Laugh.
BONUS STEP: Film everything and upload to Youtube. Make sure you have the laugh down before you do this. It’s VERY IMPORTANT.
If all goes well, we should be rid of all the fruit on the planet before the end of the year! Isn’t that awesome?
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So in my dream last night, a horde of Flying Lobster Demons destroyed the world. Let’s make that happen! Here’s how you can do it with our favorite site,
Lobsters. Lots of them.
Red Bull. Lots of it.
Hot Sauce. Must be at least 100,000 scovilles.
Some kind of mutant radioactive yellow cake.
As for what to do after that, we have no idea. We’re hoping you can figure that out. Have fun destroying the world!
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