Hot Buy: Caterpillar 3516B Offshore Generator Set

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Check this out! We were absolutely shocked at this deal. We were shopping for something to power our office during storms. Recently, we’ve had a lot and with Global Climate Change in full swing, we have to be able to watch our Youtube, even in the midst of world destruction.

After our website gains more success, we hope to open up more offices overseas. We will definitely get another one of these when we’re ready! You should too.

We all should. If we want to survive…..

And we MUST survive….

Apparently, We Got a Dualit 2 Slice NewGen Classic Toaster

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I like toast. I like to toast my bread, bagels, and English Muffins. When I asked my coworker to get a toaster for the office, I expected a nice, simple, functional toaster to please my toasting needs.

Apparently, that means spending $240 on a Dualit 2 Slice NewGen Classic Toaster. Apparently, you have to get a color that matches our $12 drying mat. Apparently, this toaster is suppose to somehow toast better than a $27 dollar toaster. APPARENTLY, money is no object to my coworker, who seems to think that something AS SIMPLE AS TOAST has to be complicated and prettified by HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS. APPARENTLY, SUCH PURCHASES DON’T HAVE TO BE OK’D WITH ME BEFORE BEING MADE. APPARENTLY,  COMMON SENSE IS NOT USED WHEN BUYING TOASTERS HERE AT FUN WITH AMAZON.

That said… on the bright side, we at least didn’t get the most expensive toaster on amazon. For that, I should be grateful.

Apparently.

HOT BUY: Windows XP for Less Than $100!

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Finally! Microsoft recently announced that they will no longer update or support Windows XP! This is fantastic news, as they have finally finished and perfected the best software they ever made. No more updates to screw it up while trying to keep up with all this “modern technology”. Microsoft basically said that they’re done. It can be no more perfect than it is. Awesome!

We proudly use Windows XP on our receptionist’s computer. We tried to use XP on our computers, but WordPress and twitter are stuck in the stone age and need like a gazillion gigs of RAM.

Show your support for the greatest software ever made! Buy a copy today and hack your refrigerator to run it! Teach your kids about the good ‘ol days every time they try to get some ice!

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