Hot Buy: Caterpillar 3516B Offshore Generator Set

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Check this out! We were absolutely shocked at this deal. We were shopping for something to power our office during storms. Recently, we’ve had a lot and with Global Climate Change in full swing, we have to be able to watch our Youtube, even in the midst of world destruction.

After our website gains more success, we hope to open up more offices overseas. We will definitely get another one of these when we’re ready! You should too.

We all should. If we want to survive…..

And we MUST survive….

BRO! GAINS, BRO! *Incomprehensable Grunting* – EAS 100% Whey Protein

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BRO! Like, It’s time to BULK UP! DUDE! PROTEIN! ANIMALS!

Vanilla FLAVOR. And CHOCOLATE. CHOCOLATE, BRO!

Get in some REPS, BRO! REPS! Do a LEG DAY! LEG DAY, BRO!

Time to UPGRADE! GET IN SOME TECH! SERIOUS BULKING TECH BRO TECH BULK PROTEIN REPS!

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FUTURE, BRO! HEAVY THINGS! BRO!!!!!!!!

Chicks! BRO!!!! CHICKS! BULK UP! LEG DAY!

Acer C720 Chromebook: Limit Yourself the Best Way Possible!

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Do you just HATE those people who SPEND MONEY on laptops? Do you want only the very simplest thing that still looks like a real computer, but only does what your phone can do? Then a Chromebook is perfect for you!

Do you do nothing but check you mails, watch 480p videos on Youtube, and play crashy, simple games? Do you want no industry-standard work apps and next to no creative editing software? Then I swear, you better get one of these.

It has USB ports. 16 GB SSD (32 if you want to SPEND MONEY, but who the hell DOES THAT?) and a SD card slot. You’ll need that SD card slot. Unless you absolutely have no files.

I am still seriously confused as to why anybody would buy one of these. But if you do, go ahead.

HOT BUY: Windows XP for Less Than $100!

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Finally! Microsoft recently announced that they will no longer update or support Windows XP! This is fantastic news, as they have finally finished and perfected the best software they ever made. No more updates to screw it up while trying to keep up with all this “modern technology”. Microsoft basically said that they’re done. It can be no more perfect than it is. Awesome!

We proudly use Windows XP on our receptionist’s computer. We tried to use XP on our computers, but WordPress and twitter are stuck in the stone age and need like a gazillion gigs of RAM.

Show your support for the greatest software ever made! Buy a copy today and hack your refrigerator to run it! Teach your kids about the good ‘ol days every time they try to get some ice!

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SanDisk Cruzer 32 GB USB Flash Drive – Help your Friend’s Porn Addiction

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Do you have a friend in need? Are they in constant terror that their parents or loved ones will find their porn collection? Save their life and give them a piece of mind with the SanDisk Cruzer 32 GB USB Flash Drive.

They’re such a good deal, you can buy one for each kink and genre! Just be sure to put them someplace safe. And no, labeling wherever you keep them as “PORN” to be funny and think people will think you’re not being serious doesn’t work.

Trust me……. just please, for the love of god, just trust me on that one.